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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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